APEC, North Korea and flurescent pyjamas.
Vietnam: Today Asian-Pacific economic leaders sent a strong warning to Kim Jong Il's North Korea deterring future nuclear testing.
"Nuclear weapons are bad. McKay? We don't need this kind of tension in our region, especially with Fiji and Tonga in civil strife, non-existant Kyoto protocol agreements, Bush losing control of both houses, my industrial relations laws, Mutto getting voted out of Idol, Bert Newtown still being on TV and Blair admitting that Iraq is disastrous, give the media some good news." Howard pleaded.
Bush took a far more reasonable approach, "This is just a call to return to the negotiating table. Granted the US doesn't negotiate with terrorist, but you're just the axis of evil, we can deal with that."
Apec's pleas appear to have fallen on deaf ears in North Korea, with Kim Jong Il replying in a telegraphed statement saying, "and be seen in that sourong. I'd rather be dead! Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa"
Analysts are confounded at the dictated evil laugh, linguists believe the syntax of the sentence provides conclusive proof that North Korea is hiding weapons of mass destruction.
The Bust government doesn't appear concerned, "Going after weapons of mass destruction has proven to be a major pain in the bum, we now want to target countries harbouring ill tempored kittens."
PETA have today denied their nationality status.
"Nuclear weapons are bad. McKay? We don't need this kind of tension in our region, especially with Fiji and Tonga in civil strife, non-existant Kyoto protocol agreements, Bush losing control of both houses, my industrial relations laws, Mutto getting voted out of Idol, Bert Newtown still being on TV and Blair admitting that Iraq is disastrous, give the media some good news." Howard pleaded.
Bush took a far more reasonable approach, "This is just a call to return to the negotiating table. Granted the US doesn't negotiate with terrorist, but you're just the axis of evil, we can deal with that."
Apec's pleas appear to have fallen on deaf ears in North Korea, with Kim Jong Il replying in a telegraphed statement saying, "and be seen in that sourong. I'd rather be dead! Muahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa"
"If we all face north maybe we can blind Kim Jong Il"
Analysts are confounded at the dictated evil laugh, linguists believe the syntax of the sentence provides conclusive proof that North Korea is hiding weapons of mass destruction.
The Bust government doesn't appear concerned, "Going after weapons of mass destruction has proven to be a major pain in the bum, we now want to target countries harbouring ill tempored kittens."
PETA have today denied their nationality status.
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You know something is wrong when APEC summits always draw more attention to their outfits then to the issues being discussed