Australia moves to finals of xenophobic idol...
Not bad for a non-Aussie
Sydney: The result of a far lesser competition, Australian Idol, has caused public outcry and catapaulted Australia's standings in the much revered Xenophobic Idol as judged by the United Nations.
The goofy Irishman labelled 'Tic-Tac Teeth' by one of the competitions outspoken judges has deceived Centrebet and cleaned up the Australian singing competition. However many viewers are unhappy at this result,
"Well he's not Australian, they call it Australian Idol for a reason." One patriotic bystander said.
Freemantle Media, the production company behind the show has denied these allegations, "Well we stole the format from American Idol, so we couldn't really just call it Idol now could we? That'd seem a bit presumptious."
However the outcry continues, despite Leith intending to become an Australian citizen in 2007.
"It doesn't matter, first immigrants take our jobs, now they take our Idols. Everything in Australia is going overseas. This is bull man, that's what it is. That's why I love the shire! Now I'm off to Carmens" said one youthfull Cronulla resident.
Despite the mounting support for Australia's metrioc rise through Xenophobic Idol; the Cronulla Riots, Mandatory Sentencing, Villawood Riots, Dick Smith and now Idol, John Howard is doing his best to placate concerns.
"I don't think we'll go much further in the competition, look at our humanitarian efforts! AWB was funding the Iraqi economy to make sure nobody starved. We don't shoot illegal immigrants on site and I regularly eat Chinese in Kirribilli when nobody is looking."
Shady Bob of 'Shady Bob's Mad Leaking Boat Ride to Freedom TM' vehermently denies that Australia has stopped its 'shooting practice' policy of shooting illegal immigrants.
"I carry babies in my boat because if the navy see us they stop shooting when I throw them overboard. They call the media instead."
It's nice to see Naomi Robson doing her part for our country.
