Buy a gun day tomorrow! Everyone join the paranoia!
Washington DC: A Shooters Rights group, The Coalition of Law Abiding Sporting Shooters Less Everyone Shoots Sadam (CLASSLESS) has urged governments to consider tomorrow, International Buy a Gun Day.
President of Classless, Peter Whelan, believes that owning a gun teaches responcibility and teaches valuable life skills, most notably how to snuff life out!
"The idea of the day is simple, if you already own a gun, go into your gun store and buy another."
Hallmark is considering legal action against Classless, apparently they own the monopoly on public holidays based on consumerism.
"Shooting develops self confidence, and requires co-ordination, control and patience. It also allows you to sound like a prat going on about God given rights as defined in a human bill of rights."
Mike Moore is said to be outraged at the concept of a day, "If people really wanted to reinforce their rights, then why aren't they harrasing George Bush. Dammit that takes enough co-ordination, control and patience, and I feel pretty good after doing it."
"If kids are missing so many essential skills then why don't they just take up bowling." After realising the faupar inherrant in that sentence Mr Moore ammended his suggested sport of choice to ballet.
President of Classless, Peter Whelan, believes that owning a gun teaches responcibility and teaches valuable life skills, most notably how to snuff life out!
"The idea of the day is simple, if you already own a gun, go into your gun store and buy another."
Hallmark is considering legal action against Classless, apparently they own the monopoly on public holidays based on consumerism.
"Shooting develops self confidence, and requires co-ordination, control and patience. It also allows you to sound like a prat going on about God given rights as defined in a human bill of rights."
I'm gonna shoot me a fat one!
Mike Moore is said to be outraged at the concept of a day, "If people really wanted to reinforce their rights, then why aren't they harrasing George Bush. Dammit that takes enough co-ordination, control and patience, and I feel pretty good after doing it."
"If kids are missing so many essential skills then why don't they just take up bowling." After realising the faupar inherrant in that sentence Mr Moore ammended his suggested sport of choice to ballet.
For the Sake of Argument
My Apologetics
Mediated
I guess at least this time they're being open about it, "Buy a gun so we can sell more guns day"