Do you think he's overcompensating for something?
Rome: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes appear set to tie the knot on November the 18th.
The Hollywood couple have spared no expense in the preparations of the wedding, hiring a 15th Century castle, designing outfits by Armani and having blind tennor Andrea Bocelli performing at the event.
Speculation is rife that Cruise is "attempting to have the worlds largest pyramid wedding, much like his aspirations to be the world's largest scientologists." Holmes is rumoured to be wearing Clive Christian's No1 Perfume which costs $2350 an ounce!
The exhorbitant cost of the wedding has been covered by the church of scientology, "Tom has been very busy conducting personality tests, he's our number one salesman. When people refuse to pay he's amazingly good at reciting his line - 'show me the money'."
Rumours are abundant as to who'll be invited to the A-list wedding of 2006. Mork and Mindy as well as ET have confirmed they'll supporting Cruise in the facility of groomsmen. Alf has openly admitted his disgust at being overlooked for the honour, "Mork's not a real alien, he's just Robin Williams being an idiot on stage."
In a bizarre twist it has also been reported that Tom intends to seal his wedding vows by jumping up and down, pelvic thrusting the air yelling, "I love Katie Holmes." Oprah Winfrey was invited but respectfully declined.
The Hollywood couple have spared no expense in the preparations of the wedding, hiring a 15th Century castle, designing outfits by Armani and having blind tennor Andrea Bocelli performing at the event.
Let's play spot the person whose the recepticle of an Alien spirit
The exhorbitant cost of the wedding has been covered by the church of scientology, "Tom has been very busy conducting personality tests, he's our number one salesman. When people refuse to pay he's amazingly good at reciting his line - 'show me the money'."
Rumours are abundant as to who'll be invited to the A-list wedding of 2006. Mork and Mindy as well as ET have confirmed they'll supporting Cruise in the facility of groomsmen. Alf has openly admitted his disgust at being overlooked for the honour, "Mork's not a real alien, he's just Robin Williams being an idiot on stage."
In a bizarre twist it has also been reported that Tom intends to seal his wedding vows by jumping up and down, pelvic thrusting the air yelling, "I love Katie Holmes." Oprah Winfrey was invited but respectfully declined.
