More Snakes on the Nullabor Plain! Man waves his snake at police.
Northern Terrirtory: Move over Borat, if you wish to have cultural learnings in Australia you'll need to do alot more than wear cricket pads and hug a wallaby.
Constable Howe and another constable were attacked by a man and his snake in the red hot north on the weekend.
After pulling over a youth driver, the youth proceeded to blow a .131 blood alcohol rating.
Whilst being questioned about his result he ran to the road and picked up a snake, brandishing it towards the police.
"I'm not sure what type of snake it was or if it was poisonous, but it was yellowy brown and, to me, a snake is a snake... It was at least a metre long and I'm not very good with snakes - I don't like them." Constable Howe recounted.
Evidently a snake is a snake, the youth refused to drop the snake and retreated to the bushes after being sprayed with pepper spray.
Australia wide this 'snakegoading' tactic is being considered as a plausable manner of bullying your opponents into submission. The ACTU has reportedly hired Samuel L Jackson to unleash snakes in the Supreme Court whilst it deliberates on crucial Industrial Relations Laws.
The other Constable shed a little more humour on the matter, "The last time a youth waved his snake at me I did him for indecent exposure." Constable Howe still fails to be amused.
After pulling over a youth driver, the youth proceeded to blow a .131 blood alcohol rating.
Whilst being questioned about his result he ran to the road and picked up a snake, brandishing it towards the police.
"I'm not sure what type of snake it was or if it was poisonous, but it was yellowy brown and, to me, a snake is a snake... It was at least a metre long and I'm not very good with snakes - I don't like them." Constable Howe recounted.
Evidently a snake is a snake, the youth refused to drop the snake and retreated to the bushes after being sprayed with pepper spray.
"Oh man, why'd you have to use this photo instead of the one of me swearing and yelling and all."
Australia wide this 'snakegoading' tactic is being considered as a plausable manner of bullying your opponents into submission. The ACTU has reportedly hired Samuel L Jackson to unleash snakes in the Supreme Court whilst it deliberates on crucial Industrial Relations Laws.
The other Constable shed a little more humour on the matter, "The last time a youth waved his snake at me I did him for indecent exposure." Constable Howe still fails to be amused.
Also that photo of Samuel. HA!
Mediated
When I went to wikipedia and saw that picture of Samuel I really couldn't help myself!