Mayor hands out free Viagra
Brazil: In the sleep Brazillian town of Novo Santo Antonia the elderly men are acting as though its daylight savings.
This is not a case of insomniac bears, crazy weather or the war on terror. This is a story of compassion and appreciation.
Mayor Joao de Souza Luz has been giving out free viagra to the men who sign up on the program dubbed as "Happy Penis" or "Pinto Alegre".
"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier."
68 men over the age of 60 have signed up for the program. 4,800 men under the age of 60 have joined the waiting list.
The program has had many side effects, "My husband no longer rolls out of bed" one pleased wife said "I also no longer need to fix the clothes line", however there have also been ill side effects.
"Some of the old men aren't seeking out their wives. They've got romances on the side." Mr Souza Luz admitted.
Scarlett Johanson has joined the call, after her altercation with the Bush presidency about its 'frigid' sex policy. "We're supposed to be liberated in America, but if our President had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all. I think he's just tetchy about his name."
Johansson has insisted she may be open-minded about sex but is not promiscuous, despite getting a HIV test every month.
No, that honour goes to the 'maneater' Nelly Furtado
This is not a case of insomniac bears, crazy weather or the war on terror. This is a story of compassion and appreciation.
Mayor Joao de Souza Luz has been giving out free viagra to the men who sign up on the program dubbed as "Happy Penis" or "Pinto Alegre".
"Since we started the free distribution of sexual stimulants, our elderly population changed. They're much happier."
68 men over the age of 60 have signed up for the program. 4,800 men under the age of 60 have joined the waiting list.
The program has had many side effects, "My husband no longer rolls out of bed" one pleased wife said "I also no longer need to fix the clothes line", however there have also been ill side effects.
"Some of the old men aren't seeking out their wives. They've got romances on the side." Mr Souza Luz admitted.
No Longer 'Like a Bird'
Scarlett Johanson has joined the call, after her altercation with the Bush presidency about its 'frigid' sex policy. "We're supposed to be liberated in America, but if our President had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all. I think he's just tetchy about his name."
Johansson has insisted she may be open-minded about sex but is not promiscuous, despite getting a HIV test every month.
No, that honour goes to the 'maneater' Nelly Furtado
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Thats truly classy mate..
I'm trying to remember the good catch lines we had for Macquarie Uni's conception day, but none are coming to mind.
Hopefully they'll come back and I'll modify this reply for you.
Now considering moving to Brazil. *LOL* (Okay, that's a joke!)
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That is the brazillian town and Scarlett Johansson has lashed out at George Bush for his conservative sex stances.
Sometimes fact is stranger than fiction.
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68 men over the age of 60 have signed up for the program. 4,800 men under the age of 60 have joined the waiting list.
ahahahaha