Saddam Hussein's Verdict is Out!
Judge Rauf Abdel Rahman took less than 5 minutes to hand down his verdict on ousted Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein.
The former leader dressed in his rented brown suit maintained his usual rage at proceedings, refusing to stand up for the verdict. Forced to his feet by offcamera military guards.
In his usual boisterous manner Hussein interupted proceedings yelling "Allahu Akbar (God is Great) and Long live Iraq, down with the traitors!"
Iraqi president Maliki said that this was "not a sentence against one man, but a sentence against all the dark period of his rule.
Judge Rauf Abdel Rahman agreed with this sentiment, condeming Hussein to a lifetime of celebrity appearances on reality television.
US President George Bush took the pre-bi-election verdict as an opportunity to reinforce his efforts "to replace the rule of a tyrant with the rule of media law."
A bidding war between Survivor and Big Brother has erupted for the right to place Hussein in their show. Executive Producer Burnett hopes Hussein can provide equitable Survivor ratings as his recent contribution to 'the war on terror'.
"This is an outrage" Hussein quiped "Give me an honorable death", but none was forthcoming. "Leave me out of this reality TV fad."
Onlookers at the Iraq Special Tribunal were bemused at this comment, didn't Hussein know he was already in one?
The former leader dressed in his rented brown suit maintained his usual rage at proceedings, refusing to stand up for the verdict. Forced to his feet by offcamera military guards.
In his usual boisterous manner Hussein interupted proceedings yelling "Allahu Akbar (God is Great) and Long live Iraq, down with the traitors!"
Iraqi president Maliki said that this was "not a sentence against one man, but a sentence against all the dark period of his rule.
Judge Rauf Abdel Rahman agreed with this sentiment, condeming Hussein to a lifetime of celebrity appearances on reality television.
Hussein from his hit show "Everyone Loves Saddam 1980-2003
US President George Bush took the pre-bi-election verdict as an opportunity to reinforce his efforts "to replace the rule of a tyrant with the rule of media law."
A bidding war between Survivor and Big Brother has erupted for the right to place Hussein in their show. Executive Producer Burnett hopes Hussein can provide equitable Survivor ratings as his recent contribution to 'the war on terror'.
"This is an outrage" Hussein quiped "Give me an honorable death", but none was forthcoming. "Leave me out of this reality TV fad."
Onlookers at the Iraq Special Tribunal were bemused at this comment, didn't Hussein know he was already in one?
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Malaysia Found
Sorry I didn't realise that there is another post about Saddam's sentense...
But according to Reuters, there are two extreme emotions exist in Bahgdad now.
Do you think there'll be more chaos?
You can also read my post (extracted by Reuters) at:
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This is a satire, so feel free to post the factual news.
Enjoy
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Inner West Life
Mediated
I always thought it'd be fun to have a middle eastern big brother.
"Big Brother wants you to bet your armarments budget on solved the palestinian crisis, you have four days"
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